englishwolverine:

theshouldbequeen:

lesshumanmoretimelord:

matty-the-weeboo-fuck:

encoyroaba:

dirtandsky:

I’m a visual learner and now I’m an alcoholic. Thanks, Obama. 

I learn better from experience, one of each please! 

White Russians though

my brother got me wasted from white Russians when I was 7. What a good babysitter.

no wonder i was bombed after drinking two long island ice teas. 

'rum and cola' was it really so hard to look up its real name? its a Cuba Libre. jeez. get good at drinks already.

(via awiwantedtobeginger)

kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

(via iamironman)

goremet:

danyanimated:

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

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what the fuck

(via bektehgreat)

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

(via littlelostbabykoala)

fairyfoolishness:

teddytrumpet:

gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

^that one 

Obama donated to fight ALS instead of dumping water on his head.

Obama has spoken publicly TWICE about Ferguson.

US drones attacked rebels ADVANCING on the Kurdish capital (home to many american’s and the United State Consulate)

Obama released a fact sheet on how he’s trying to make college more affordable.

Google-News this shit before getting angry about it y’all. It’s not that hard.

(via oppen-heimer-style-deactivated2)

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a f**** i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via thelegendarylemurian)

continueplease:

the-treble:

fuck-benedict:

can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents got goin on

none of us in this generation is going to be able to afford a house.

Welcome to the house i share with 30 people.  My 4x4 foot square of space has been vacuumed for your visit.

(via littlelostbabykoala)

  • other country: wow we solved drug crimes by doing this and the problem is practically completely resolved
  • america: there is just no stopping the war on drugs........
  • other country: we have the most successful schools because we implement these rules to encourage real learning
  • america: no hope....... kids just cant cut it anymore........
  • other country: gun related crime is all but non existent thanks to our restrictions
  • america: wow..... if only there was some way to stop these shootings before they happened..............
  • other country: nothing bad has happened as a result of our equal marriage/bathroom laws for lgbt
  • america: if only there was a way.............................

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

(via moonlight-construct)

buttonpoetry:

Jesse Parent - “Hotbox Love Poem” (NPS 2014)

"Just know that there are rings inside of me that are black and burned with the memory of you that I would carve away the bark of me to get at."

Performing during the Button Showcase at the 2014 National Poetry Slam.

(via littlelostbabykoala)

p-alindrome:

let me just say a few things about ‘all about that bass’ real quick

  1. it’s a song about body positivity and we don’t get many of those so can we just take that into consideration please
  2. i know people are kicking off about her using the phrase “skinny bitches” but she does follow it up with "no, i’m just playing i know you think you’re fat / but i’m here to tell you that / every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top"  she’s taken an insult commonly given to slim women and basically a said so what if you are skinny/skinny but you think you’re fat, YOU’RE STILL PERFECT 
  3. i’ve seen shit loads of people saying it makes them feel more confident, and slim women get a ton of media reinforcing the idea that their body is perfect anyway
  4. IT’S CATCHY AS FUCK 

The only legitimate issue I’ve ever heard people have with this video is that it talks about larger people (and does a wonderful job of it) but there is only 1 person who is really big, the stereotypically gay black gentleman. I understand they are larger than a size 2 (as they mention in the video), and that’s a step in the right direction. But why stop at people about size 8-12? Why not have larger people in the video?

(via awiwantedtobeginger)

annaeready:

hereforcookies:

So I go to use the (girls) bathroom in my dorm. And the stall I always use is just

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like

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I can’t–

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I can’t use this stall anymore guys…

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NO

HOTTIE POTTY

Can we talk about this a second? Because why is this okay? Why isn’t this getting flamed at and used as a lesson that objectifying people isn’t okay. I GUARANTEE you, if this was a men’s bathroom stall filled with women (even if they were fully clothed as the men are) tumblr would have exploded with hatred and statements of “this is what’s wrong with men”. But no. It’s okay for women to objectify men in their bathroom and generalize them as Hotties. If you want to end the objectification of women, let’s start with not objectifying ANYBODY. 

(via thefaceofbowties)

prettycoolafro:

politicalsexkitten:

Have you noticed that when a slim girl dates a big guy, he’s seen and called a teddy bear by friends 

But when a big girl dates a slim guy, she’s called a whale, truck, “why would you do that to yourself man”?

It’s almost as if people are especially fatphobic towards women 

And they make it seem like we live in a sexist and misogynistic society

Hmm. Weird. 

Yuppppp

Did anybody ever think that the guy called “a big teddy bear” (or even the implied largeness by “a teddy bear”) doesn’t like it? That he finds it insulting? Yeah calling a larger woman a ‘whale’ or ‘truck’ is horrible and rude. But that doesn’t make calling a guy something ‘not as bad’ okay… It’s still a name based on his size.

(via thefaceofbowties)

SPOTTING THE PROGRESSIVE IN A CONSERVATIVE CONGREGATION

everydayimpastoring:

When I mention LGBTQ rights: 

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I TOTALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT THE STRAPLESS SHIRT/DRESS!!!

(via thefaceofbowties)