Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast
yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women
"men don’t ever face sexism."
wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism
Men do face sexism. And if you think that they don’t, then you’re disillusioned. I’m not degrading the plights of women. I’m not saying unequal pay is right, and I’m definitely not saying that rape, or any form of sexual assault, is right. But to completely discredit any sexism that men face? I can’t let that stand. Tumblr is horrible at it. For being all “equality” and ” we accept everyone”, there’s a hell of a lot of ‘hot’ men posted and idolized on here. But it’s okay! Because it’s men! They have life SO easy that we can degrade them all we want! God forbid there a heavier man, or someone who doesn’t have a perfect smile, or a British accent that has major self esteem issues. We must comment and hate on the posts that make thin women out to be the best, but it’s okay to boast that the buff men are the best. So you can kindly fuck off if you think sexism towards men doesn’t exist.
I care about the problems of men. I care that the patriarchy tells men that they have to be stoic beasts incapable of emotion. I care that the patriarchy tells men that they are lust-filled monsters incapable of controlling their own libidos. I care that the patriarchy tells men that they cannot be raped or assaulted because the patriarchy believes women are too weak and inferior to be dangerous.
Feminists did not do this to you, other men did.
Patriarchy isn’t the only thing that enforces it though. I’m not blaming feminists, I’m blaming the thousands on women, even here on tumblr, who post photos of celebrities or other hot men. Who go on and on about how hot they are, and how they are perfect. Who then turn around as soon as a man posts photos of a women. How it’s demeaning to the woman. But I guess it’s okay to make men that aren’t hot to feel bad and insecure. Because there’s a patriarchy that we all must be a part of, and it’s the cause for every issue that exists anywhere.
novel about a morally grey pirate captain who is cursed to die within 5 years for stealing some forbidden treasure, and only giving her heart to someone and expecting nothing back can break the curse
but rather than go on some journey to find some true love or whatever, she decides to use her last years to travel the seas with her crew and collect treasure and drink and be merry
and on the day of reckoning, she is falling more and more ill, and her crew gather all around her to say goodbye to their captain when suddenly the curse is broken. because she gave her whole heart to her ship and her crew, and expected nothing back.
THERE ARE THESE GUYS WALKING AROUND MY NEIGHBORHOOD SELLING SHIT AND THE ONE GUY LOOKED LIKE JARED PADALECKI AND I GOT EXCITED AND OPENED THE DOOR AND I WAS LIKE
“DAMMIT. YOURE NOT SAMMY.”
AND ALL HE SAID WAS
“If I had a nickel for every god damned time I heard that I could probably buy Jared padalecki.” And he walked away.