livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

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tumblr in october

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shipssabriel:

I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”

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revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

pileofmonkeys:

I have waited tables. I’ve worked in bars. You know who tips well? The working poor, the lower middle class, and people who work or have worked in service industries. You know who tips shitty or not at all? Rich people, upper middle class people, and privileged fuckers who use their “moral opposition” to tipping to be cheap assholes. 

I figure if I can afford to eat out, I can afford to tip 20%.

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psyducked:

do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you

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falconcloaked:

Tiny dragons with colourful scales living in trees and feeding on fruits and flowers’ nectar 

Bioluminescent aquatic dragons roaming in the abyss and scaring the hell out of sailors

Fluffy dream dragons capable of feeling when children are having nightmares and materializing into their room to cuddle with them

Giant, old as the universe dragons exploring space, needing nothing but starlight to survive

DRAGONS

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micdotcom:

14 incredible facts about Michelle Obama on her 50th birthday

Happy Birthday First Lady! We bet you didn’t know all this about her.

See the rest.

Follow PolicyMic on Tumblr

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liberalsarecool:

Conservatism as policy is a failure. #abstinence

liberalsarecool:

Conservatism as policy is a failure. #abstinence

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asmartkid:

where do the lies end

asmartkid:

where do the lies end

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folieadontleaveryan:

map-of-problematique:

shawnsmirk:

I WANT TO DYE MY HAIR BLUE

I WANT A NOSE RING

I WANT A TATTOO

I WANT TO DO THINGS

WITH MY OWN BODY

BUT I CANT

BECAUSE OF SCHOOL

AND ALSO BECAUSE MY MOM

MOSTLY BECAUSE MY MOM

ALSO, BECAUSE IT’S CONSIDERED UNPROFESSIONAL AND GOD FORBID I BE AN ACCOUNTANT WITH BLUE HAIR

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passthecocaine:


the-hobbit-hair:

passthecocaine:

Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag
that does not look like a fucking potato to me

why were you in the potato tag

passthecocaine:

the-hobbit-hair:

passthecocaine:

Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag

that does not look like a fucking potato to me

why were you in the potato tag

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5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

WHY IS TUMBLR SO SMOOTH

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angharadismyhero:

iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou:

Omg today when I woke up I was so confused that I couldn’t remember my first language and I panicked and literally screamed ‘But I dont even know how to speak french’ in english.

I’m german.

I am oddly glad that this can happen.

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silentdagger:

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

this is important

silentdagger:

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

this is important

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